If you gave me one wish...
No, I wouldn't want all the money in the world
No, I wouldn't want the perfect GMAT score
No, I wouldn't ask for that one guy that I still love, to come back
No, I wouldn't ask to be the hottest girl about town (even though, that wouldn't be a bad thing to happen at all)
I'd ask for you to replace my defective, constantly overacting ovaries for a pair of well-functioning balls.
I do not want to be an overweight, pre-diabetic, hormonally-zonked pit bull ANYMORE. Thank you for hearing me out.
Love,
Sue
2 comments:
Sue, I got your message and I'm happy to help you out. Due to the way I created the universe, I can only replace your ovaries if I also replace you brain. All humans with balls have one-track minds.
Yours in heaven,
God
@ demp: LOL
I knew God read my blog!
I kinda like my brain but I am going to definitely consider your offer...
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